A bear was taking his usual afternoon stroll of the neighborhood when all of a sudden a cool breeze sent the smell of a bucket of KFC chicken up his nose.

The bear stopped, turned to the left, and noticed the KFC chicken smell was coming from the house with the open door. Seeing the open door as a sign of “all are welcome in,” the bear walked into the house, headed straight towards the kitchen, and then hopped on the counter and helped himself to some KFC chicken.

John Holden, the fella who owns the house, drove up on his driveway and noticed that his door was open. He walked in and saw the bear on his counter helping himself to the entire bucket of KFC chicken.

    "Did you open my door?!"

    "I have paws, not hands!"

    "You’re eating my KFC chicken with your paws!"

    "Paws, not hands."

    "If you can eat KFC chicken with your paws, then you can open the
     door with your hands."

John Holden screamed at the bear and told him to get out before he gets Missy the cat to run him up a tree. 

    "Take your family with you and get that bucket of chicken."

    "You don’t have to tell me twice. I’m going! I’m going!  Hey guys, I
      have a bucket of KFC chicken here!"

    "Yeah, chicken, biscuits ‘n’ honey! All right, slaw, mac n cheese
      and gravy potatoes. Chow time!"

    "Next time, lock your door, jerk!"

Holden thinks his letting them hang out in his backyard is why they got a little too comfy with him. “I’ve had a lot of other encounters with them. I’ve actually had them bum into me a couple times in the backyard, but definitely never in the house like that. That was something else and they sure made a mess of the place,” is what Holden told the abc 7 folks in LA.

The bear denies making “a mess” of anything and says that it is Holden who’s the untidy one, leaving his door open so that he can permeate the air with his bucket of KFC chicken.